You still have not provided a reason why partying is immoral or bad for business. People in tech live terribly isolated, anti-social lives for the most part.
Not if you would have made more, learned more, and been in better health had you instead done an industry job during this time. Isn't that a good, simple way of defining success here?
Yes, I found that working on giving the users a more meaningful intent before they ever visits the site is more effective than just optimizing the site for conversions for once they arrive.
The rest is entertaining, but I think I'd need some liquor before I start to get it.