I tend to go with a few "No, thank you"s at first and then, if the heat picks up, the ol' firm & fatherly "Look, I appreciate it, but I'm going to cancel today no matter what," informing them that there's nothing they could do or say to try to make me change my mind and stay, ♫ we never did too much talkin' anyway, so don't think twice, it's all right.
That's so scummy (but also kind of funny, just the sheer audacity of Comcast). Honestly, I feel like that's so bald-faced and abusive on Comcast's part that the regulators might be interested in your story
Citadel was clearly infusing cash into Melvin to compensate for Melvin's massive losses on GME, though. What's the significance of Melvin's position in the stock in the few days before or after Citadel bailed them out when the reasons remain the same?
But also, yeah. If you need someone to watch you do X so you can enjoy X, maybe you don't like X all that much in the first place.