Do: Act flippant. If you act like you don't need them they're more likely to call you back - because you're so cool and confident and all the other startups (those whores) want you too.
LOL please. The number of completely irrelevant emails I get from recruiters is astonishing. I'm not terribly worried about potentially wasting their precious, precious time..
Why doesn't Octopus just stop posting horrible articles and whenever people point out how horrible the articles are, why don't other stop telling them to post something better?