Went to sign up and your TOS/Privacy Policy both 404. Are these live? Given you're getting access to everything on a work computer, hesitant to sign up/install without clarity of how you handle customer data.
Clickbait title. SF Standard, if you want to be taken seriously, cut it with that. Theres nothing that funny about this.
You showed up at a startup office unannounced (and through multiple locked doors) and were surprised by their unpreparedness? I'm sure if you showed up at my office unannounced (early-stage team), nobody would know what to do with you or have time to deal with you.