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Goofy_Coyote

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Goofy_Coyote
·6 days ago·discuss
Asks for feedback, gets feedback, complains.

It started with agreeable cases, then ended up on a holier than thou attitude.
Goofy_Coyote
·18 days ago·discuss
Security Eng here. The whole thing is an absolute mess. I’ve been (and still am) on both sides of the fence.

I currently have two reports (one RCE on a famous OSS ML platform, one cluster take over on a k8s related projects), both are more than 2 months old without as much as an “F you, get lost”. Just got ignored and ghosted, which hurts a lot, because I spent a lot of time finding, and verifying these (all reports with poc and patch). BUT I understand why it’s happening, because I’m also on the receiving end.

security@ and VDPs have always received BS reports and beg-bounties, but boy oh boy, these days we have two people spending 3-4 days a week sifting through this constant flood of garbage compared to 2-3 tears ago where 1 person could triage the inbox and VDP in a day’s work max, which would’ve been considered very busy. Unfortunately we can’t just shutdown the programs or the mailbox because 1. We do occasionally get important and great stuff that actually matters, and 2. We’re a critical infra company and can’t ignore anything really.

The signal to noise ratio is almost zero, but the “what if” is keeping us swimming through this unending river of garbage and burning us out.

Overall, chaotic mess on both sides.

Ending on a doom-and-gloom note: there will be a reckoning.

(Don’t take the note too seriously though, I’m a SecEng, so I have a built-in doom multiplier lol)
Goofy_Coyote
·last month·discuss
It even refuses to read my resume, so... yeah
Goofy_Coyote
·last month·discuss
So it's essentially saying we can train models that put your jobs at risk (not saying it's correct or not), but you're not allowed to threaten our perceived moat?
Goofy_Coyote
·last month·discuss
These two sentences hit home:

> The flow of data was so hard to follow, it seemed like someone was trying to cover up a murder.

> Just getting the code to run on your laptop took a week.

I always thought I’m the only one having problem understanding the data flow, or setting up a proper dev environment. Impostor syndrome (and sometimes toxic environments that pushed for “velocity”) didn’t help either.

Felt good to know I’m not the one.
Goofy_Coyote
·last month·discuss
These Ais don't even need to arrive. They just are there. Always. Everywhere.
Goofy_Coyote
·2 months ago·discuss
Seconding this.

I've seen it make the codebase vulnerable by changing the source, then claiming it found a vuln, or finding a well-defended and secure exec function, write a unit test that shows what exec does (which is running commands), then claiming a critical finding.
Goofy_Coyote
·2 months ago·discuss
What happens when you leave that business account? (e.g. change jobs, leave the company, get acquired and consolidate etc)
Goofy_Coyote
·2 months ago·discuss
This is very sad.

I wasn’t paying for the code tbh, I could always self-host (VaultWarden) at home behind Tailscale, it was all about the management, uptime, and most importantly, supporting a good software I used and loved for years.

Sad, really.

I’ll either move to self-hosting it at home behind TS, or going back to keepass tbh, anyway, I’m not staying on a sinking ship.

P.S: VaultWarden had a few bad CVEs this year (like an Auth Bypass), but when I looked deeper, it wouldn’t have much of a negative effect on me as a self-hosted home user that shares everything with family.
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
Oh! I didn't know that was a thing! hahaha love it!
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
Chuck Norris once slapped Pi so hard it became rational for a moment.

RIP dude, we’d continue the jokes, may your soul laughs as hard as we do.

Chuck Norris once bet 42 is a prime. He won.
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
It took me too long to understand it’s satire. BP went through stratosphere before I noticed.

Let’s hope one of these fake AI grifters doesn’t take this as a serious idea, raised a couple hundred million, and do real damage.

(I’m not against AI, I just don’t like nonsense either in tech, or people)
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
Very interesting idea, love the simplicity.

Question about this:

“Threads are positioned in the timeline by the original post’s created_at; replies within a thread are sorted by their own created_at ascending.”

Does this mean, I, as the person replying to the post can manipulate my reply time to say, 3 minutes before person X’s reply?

If so, I can imagine a few adversarial ways of (ab)using this.

I understand this is more for friend groups, just curious if my understanding is correct.
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
Run 100 parallel instances, and make 250M ARR yourself lol
Goofy_Coyote
·4 months ago·discuss
This would kill SNI proxies, correct?
Goofy_Coyote
·5 months ago·discuss
Can you elaborate this part please?

> The concept itself doesn’t even make sense if you fully understand the intersectional scope of technology and society Societies demands are the things that are unsafe not the technologies themselves

Where can I learn more about it?
Goofy_Coyote
·5 months ago·discuss
Where can I find some of these researches? Any links or pointers are very much appreciated.

Everything I find by searching is marketing BS, or the same half-baked prompt injection protection that only works for cherry picked problems.

Really need some help here finding the right communities.
Goofy_Coyote
·5 months ago·discuss
> ask their opinion on the CISSP

This made me lol.

It's a good test, however, I wouldn't ask it in a public setting lol, you have to ask them in a more private chat - at least for me, I'm not gonna talk bad about a massive org (ISC2) knowing that tons of managers and execs swear by them, but if you ask for my personal opinion in a more relaxed setting (and I do trust you to some extent), then you'll get a more nuanced and different answer.

Same test works for CEH. If they felt insulted and angry, they get an A+ (joking...?).
Goofy_Coyote
·5 months ago·discuss
A bit crude, maybe a bit hurt and angry, but has some truth in it.

A few things help a lot (for BOTH sides - which is weird to say as the two sides should be US vs Threat Actors, but anyway):

1. Detach your identity from your ideas or work. You're not your work. An idea is just a passerby thought that you grabbed out of thin air, you can let it go the same way you grabbed it.

2. Always look for opportunities to create a dialogue. Learn from anyone and anything. Elevate everyone around you.

3. Instead of constantly looking for reasons why you're right, go with "why am I wrong?", It breaks tunnel vision faster than anything else.

Asking questions isn't an attack. Criticizing a design or implementation isn't criticizing you.

Thank you,

One of the "security people".
Goofy_Coyote
·5 months ago·discuss
What are they going to do? continvoucly morge my tirm?