“I used to be with ‘it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’ anymore and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!"
IIRC it used to be but it kind of got mutated as people specifically called men who fawn over uninterested women simps until it was exclusively used for that case and similar. I wonder if other pieces of slang used to be broader than they are now.
LOL at the people self-reporting how old they are by not knowing the word "rizz". It's been an immensely popular word among people under 30 for a while now, so I'm not surprised at all.