Location: Ohio
Remote: Yes
Willing to relocate: No (but see below)
Technologies: Kubernetes / Terraform / Ansible / Serverless / AWS / Rust / Bash / PHP / Python / JS / TS / C / Clojure / etc, happy to learn more
Résumé/CV: https://ndouglas.github.io/resume/resume.pdf
Email: See résumé
Site: https://darkdell.net/
I'm a generalist software engineer with most of my experience (14YOE professional) in backend, platform, infra, and DevOps stuff. I'm currently employed and love where I am and what I do, but I intend to relocate to the EU in 2028 and my job (federal contracting) is incompatible with that goal. - you're actually listing a job
- the job pays money
- the job pays a sane amount of money for the region in which you're hiring
- you're actually trying to hire someone for the job
- you don't demand they jump through stupid hoops like write an essay about Stendhal's views of modernity or your favorite unrolled loop from the GNU standard library
- you don't come back every month for the next three years advertising the same job without hiring anyone for it
- the business model isn't obviously delusional ("we're going to feed the global poor with AI, we just need to, uh, figure out some niggling little details")
- you reply to inquiries and applications
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