I was just kidding. I'm not working on this shit for free. I hate every single one of you dummies, fuck you all! I don't care how cringe or however else this comment may appear. Fuck, fuck, fuck you! and I did it many times! search it up for "Challenge HN" and you'll see it. Many trollings, got idiots to submit links like they believe I'm gonna really do it. Not happening. Hahaha, lmao. That's what I always say. And you can turn this into a copypasta
Thanks for the 53 points, noob-noobs
Done. 1 hour and 6 minutes, 253 lines of code (mainly inline CSS).
It's a dumbed down, extremely simple version of the front page of microsoft.com, with the first section showing news-like snippets of the content of the 4 main links: Microsoft 365 (which includes Office), Windows, Xbox and Surface. The rest are the other less relevant Microsoft-related links from the "All Microsoft" section. They took me some time to type in).
The rest of the functionality (Account and shopping, support-related) aren't included. Other event-related content isn't included.