I think some people will find an advantage in flagging untold numbers of research papers as frivolous or fraudulent with minimal effort, while putting the burden of re-proving the work on everyone else.
In other words, I fear this is a leap in Gish Gallop technology.
I'm curious about your statement that transdermal overdose is impossible. If I applied this to the entirety of my body simultaneously, how would my foot know to stop dragging in the potassium iodide after my neck got its fill?
Trust the process!