There can be some confusion between pipeline syntax and imperative syntax in Powershell, custom objects don't help either (i.e. `{...}` works differently than `[pscustomobject]{...}` for many cmdlets), but I'm curious what you consider chaotic enough to give up?
These outdated OSes have a tiny market share, and more importantly, an organization that prevents sw installation doesn't use outdated OSes. Others can install Firefox even on XP. Old Androids and IPhones are a bigger issue.
But what's the current day scenario when you have to support old IEs? Security updates are only being provided for IE 11, which hopefully makes it default to the corporate sphere.