Unpopular opinion: parents get tax breaks, extra paid time off, and plenty of social leeway for blocking sidewalks with strollers / crying babies on planes, etc.
Please don’t ask for more. We who don’t have kids have our own problems.
As George Carlin put it: “speaking as a mother, …”
I would even let it have longer processing times for queries to apply against each document in my system, allow it to specialize/train itself on a daily basis…
Use all the resources you want if you save me brainpower