Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Flag, downvote, harrass, and ban anything and anyone that reminds you of your direct complicity in this evolution of wealth transfer.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Flag, downvote, intimidate, and ban anything and anyone that reminds you of your direct complicity in this evolution of wealth transfer.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Flag, downvote, and ban anything and anyone that reminds you of your direct complicity in this evolution of wealth transfer.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Write a comment on HackerNews complaining about this synopsis.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... HackerNews: The Political Platform:
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Write a comment on HackerNews complaining about this synopsis.
Step 1.) Vote for Obama
Step 2.) "OMG CIVIL RIGHTS ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED"
Step 3.) Support his continuation and acceleration of the Bush Era bank bailouts and War on Terror
Step 4.) Accuse everyone who disagrees with this policy a racist for 8 years straight
Step 5.) Watch as banks spend that bailout money on investments overseas because you're too irresponsible with credit, thus maintaining LIBOR while decoupling it from Keynesian virtuous cycles
Step 6.) Get super upset when nationalist movements appear because, honestly, how are flyover states with no tech skills even alive, amirite? I bet they have below 100 Reddit karma, too.
Step 7.) Deploy endless volumes of Jon Stewart-tier sarcasm when BitCoin suddenly appears and mock libertarians because we all know mocking people who support and expand a vehicle for capital flight is a super fucking brilliant idea.
Step 8.) Call everyone in the last two steps not only racists, but super duper ultra triple meanie racists for the remainder of Obama's term.
Step 9.) Aggressively support anti-1% narratives for Twitter cred reasons (as long as you can still afford that Juicero) while writing code that solidifies their position
Step 10.) Act startled when a bunch of people who didn't get benefits from repealing Glass-Stegall or get a six-figure salary paycheck for creating dog walker apps suddenly rise up and elect a grand master troll as president because fuck your system and your "intelligence"
Step 11.) Call everyone who isn't you a classification of racist that escapes measurement because the number to describe its intensity hasn't been invented yet.
Step 12.) Wonder why the surveillance systems you've programmed under Obama are now being deployed against you.
Step 13.) Flag, downvote, harrass, and ban anything and anyone that reminds you of your direct complicity in this evolution of wealth transfer.