I don't understand your point. Aladdin is mildly offensive, so it's ok that Dr. Seuss was really offensive? I have those books, and the drawings in them are straight up offensive, for all individuals that are not white.
Maybe you could have the "wave function collapse" when a piece could take another or be on the same square. Would each piece only be able to be moved once before the collapse? Also, I wouldn't have people assign probabilities, but have them pick two moves with a fifty fifty chance of that move occurring. That way they can't just always assign the optimum move the 100% probability.