You sound just like the average sports fan commenting after a match about what x player should have done, shouldn't have done, blame it on decisions, style of the trainer, owner etc..
But you're just that.. a fan yapping about how they could do better.
For example: how much of this would I need not worry about if I use a managed postgres database (like from digitalocean or aws or any provider actually)
That's just bad for the environment two times lol