SpaceX-xAI Merger: Nobody's Talking About the von Neumann Elephant in the Room
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The events of the last 24 hours provide a live-fire validation of the 'Infrastructural Shield' thesis. While the UK moves to prosecute Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor for a 15-year-old intelligence leak (the Helmand briefing), the U.S. Space Force just confirmed the expansion of MILNET—a private, hardened data fabric operated by the newly merged SpaceX-xAI.
This is the 'Too Vital to Jail' paradox in real-time: the state is successfully liquidating a legacy elite figure whose utility has expired, while simultaneously deepening its dependency on a private infrastructure provider that it can no longer afford to prosecute. When a single entity owns the launch vehicles, the orbital sensors, and the 'tactical data fabric' of national defense, the legal monopoly on force effectively shifts from the state to the platform. We aren't just looking at a merger; we’re looking at the construction of a sovereign enclave.
The technology is nowhere near ready.
Let's see Musk deploy Optimus robots in a Tesla factory, which would be the zeroth step in a billion-item checklist before they're ready to build one of themselves from scratch. Tesla already failed to roboticize its car factory, which should have been easy (since it's the same task over and over).
It's especially rich coming from Musk, who has a long and nearly unbroken track record of big announcements that come either very-late or never.
I'll worry when somebody other than Musk is on track.
Let's see Musk deploy Optimus robots in a Tesla factory, which would be the zeroth step in a billion-item checklist before they're ready to build one of themselves from scratch. Tesla already failed to roboticize its car factory, which should have been easy (since it's the same task over and over).
It's especially rich coming from Musk, who has a long and nearly unbroken track record of big announcements that come either very-late or never.
I'll worry when somebody other than Musk is on track.
sounds good in theory, when you calculate all the steps, does not make sense. good luck tho. remember fully autonomous tesla was coming years ago, do you see it now? if the answer is no you know answer to all those. They are more complex than making car autonomous on road, literally.
> With a straight face.
The only thing straight about Fascist Asshole Elon Musk is his will to rape, plunder and destroy.
The only thing straight about Fascist Asshole Elon Musk is his will to rape, plunder and destroy.
- Explicitly mentions "self-replicating infrastructure" and "robots building robots" - Talks about lunar factories manufacturing satellites to deploy "deeper into space" - Plans for Optimus to become "the first self-replicating machine capable of building civilization on any viable planet" - xAI data centers in orbit as a solution to Earth's energy constraints
Now connect the dots:
- Phase 1: Orbital data centers (we are here).
- Phase 2: Lunar manufacturing facilities.
- Phase 3: Asteroid mining operations with AI-driven robots.
- Phase 4: Self-replicating systems in the asteroid belt.
- Phase 5: Exponential expansion, von Neumann probe-style
The technology is essentially ready. Researchers have already demonstrated 3D-printed neural network circuits, autonomous mining concepts, and self-assembly systems using extraterrestrial materials. Von Neumann himself argued that mining entire asteroid belts would be most effective through self-replicating spacecraft leveraging exponential growth.
*Here's the thing:* You can't exactly tell investors "I'm building autonomous self-replicating AI swarms to consume the asteroid belt" without triggering every regulatory alarm, science fiction panic, and grey goo scenario imaginable.
But "clean energy data centers in orbit"? That's just responsible environmental stewardship.
The orbital infrastructure isn't the destination—it's the bootstrap. Once you have AI development in space, lunar manufacturing, and autonomous mining operations, you're literally one breakthrough away from machines that can replicate themselves using asteroid resources. And once that starts, the growth curve becomes... problematic to model using conventional corporate finance.
I'm not saying Musk is definitely building von Neumann probes. I'm just saying that if you were going to build von Neumann probes, this is exactly how you'd pitch it to Wall Street.
Sleep tight, everyone. Our new self-replicating robot overlords will be energy-efficient and carbon-neutral.
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Edit: For those asking "why would he do this?"—the man wants to make humanity a Kardashev Type II civilization. He's said this. Multiple times. With a straight face.