JRCharney

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Can you make a version with cats in it? Like cats jumping at the cursor or trying to catch the cursor with their paws.

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(Real quickly, because I was over by 400 characters)

What thing that I ever write publicly online that makes me such a pariah to ALL employers? Is there some background history I don't know about? Some doctored photos of me? Did this Palintir "dox everybody to find the anti-Christ" thing Peter Thiel been working on get started without us? What rules did I break that make me unable to find ANY job? Or is this the peak of Job Enshittification?

JRCharney

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[Scene: Homer is in the Kitchen on the day after Christmas. Alien robots that transform into other things have quietly taken over objects in his house, but Homer is unphased by this]

Homer: [Reading the Springfield Shopper where the headline reads "Christmas Occurs"]

Kitchen Appliance Robots: [Transform into their robot form behind homer]

Homer: "Hmm. Is there something different about the kitchen?"

Kitchen Appliance Robots: [Collectively reassuring] "No!"

Toaster: [across the kitchen] [Transforms into the word "NO"]

Homer: [Convinced] "Well, the toaster's never lied to me before."

--"Untitled Robot Parody", "Treehouse of Horror XIX" (S20E4, 2008), The Simpsons

JRCharney

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We should have done this 30 years ago when the web was young.

JRCharney

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So we're back on the "blame Ukraine" side again. Did Putin give Donnie another paycheck?

JRCharney

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