Never used Haskell, so if are Haskell-ian soul trapping sirens I am not aware of, ignore this dumb post.
1. There are languages out there you have not used.
2. Get rid of biases and give second chances to the ones that you have.
3. Maybe you are right. You'll never be able to get off Haskell. Stop complaining, and go do something else. Math, art, biology, business, some of that shit is pretty fucking interesting.