Wrt Azure App Service, thats basically just Kubernetes (well, AKS to be precise) under the hood anyway so it's really not an argument against the perceived complexity of Kubernetes. Which illustrates nicely that offloading the complexity of managing K8s clusters to cloud providers is a very valid way of doing things imo.
Having said that, I really don't like AAS, but that's a different story:)
I mean, when extrapolated to human size it's still 125k calories a day, but 6600 for a bird of 3g is just not possible.