A programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger(lhartikk.github.io)

108 pointsby aloukissas7 anni fa27 comments

lhartikk.github.io

A programming language based on the one-liners of Arnold Schwarzenegger

https://lhartikk.github.io/ArnoldC/

27 comments

tgv7 anni fa

Here's the hello world of technical interviews in ArnoldC:

    IT'S SHOWTIME
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE JOHN
    YOU SET US UP @NO PROBLEMO
    HEY CHRISTMAS TREE SARAH
    YOU SET US UP @I LIED
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100
    ENOUGH TALK
    STICK AROUND SARAH
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 15
    YOU'RE FIRED 15
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "FizzBuzz"
    BULLSHIT
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 5
    YOU'RE FIRED 5
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "Buzz"
    BULLSHIT
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    HE HAD TO SPLIT 3
    YOU'RE FIRED 3
    GET DOWN JOHN
    YOU ARE NOT YOU YOU ARE ME 0
    ENOUGH TALK
    BECAUSE I'M GOING TO SAY PLEASE SARAH
    TALK TO THE HAND "Fizz"
    BULLSHIT
    TALK TO THE HAND JOHN
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR LOGIC
    GET TO THE CHOPPER JOHN
    HERE IS MY INVITATION 1
    GET UP JOHN
    ENOUGH TALK
    GET TO THE CHOPPER SARAH
    HERE IS MY INVITATION JOHN
    LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET 100
    ENOUGH TALK
    CHILL
    YOU HAVE BEEN TERMINATED

Iwan-Zotow7 anni fa

You forgot KOKAINUM and HOOLIGANY

pierrec7 anni fa

This could be a new genre of highly experimental cinema. Turn a program into a short film by replacing each one-liner by its corresponding video clip. You'll need to figure something out for variable names, strings and numbers, though. Maybe just use those that can also be sourced from Schwarzenegger clips.

chabes7 anni fa

Was hoping there was a “who is your daddy and what does he do?”

zwkrt7 anni fa

You could make a PR, it looks like the language doesn’t have environment variable access!

tmacro7 anni fa

That will be added when they do a unit testing framework

twic7 anni fa

Used to find the superclass of a type, surely?

zxcvbn40387 anni fa

That would make a great switch/case statement.

joeax7 anni fa

Some possible language extensions:

NewObject = IT'S NOT A TUMOR

DeallocateObject = YOU'VE JUST BEEN ERASED

WriteToFile = COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE

zxcvbn40387 anni fa

whatIsBestInLife = [ “Crush Your Enemies”, “See Them Driven Before You”, “Hear The lamentation Of Their Women” ] If ItsJudgementDay then...

I can get into this, it’s what JavaScript should have been. Much better then that Samuel L Jackson language with only one statement...

wruza7 anni fa

So wordy they must have name it CONAN.

isuckatcoding7 anni fa

Someone should tweet this at Arnold (but not sure he’ll understand)

Speakeasys7 anni fa

Done

fortran777 anni fa

He only speaks 6502 Assembly Language.

TheRealSteel7 anni fa

Yeah, the Cyberdyne Systems Model T-800 is coded in Rust...

aloukissas7 anni fa

Does "I'll be back" equate to a do-while loop? :)

joekrill7 anni fa

"I'LL BE BACK" is "return". "STICK AROUND" is "while", according to the list of keywords: here:https://github.com/lhartikk/ArnoldC#brief-overview-of-the-ke...

mongol7 anni fa

No, that is return.

ww5207 anni fa

Async promise.

Speakeasys7 anni fa

All PR requests should require the comment “I’ll be back”.

dpau7 anni fa

all that's left is to hook in audio files so we can review code in arnold's voice

bryanrasmussen7 anni fa

I would like to know what "consider that a divorce" does.

dokem7 anni fa

Fork()