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Where is London's most central sheep?
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Although it's not quite sheep Newcastle has a Town Moor (Larger than Central Park) which has grazing cattle. There's also a farm not too far from the city centre which has grazing sheep.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Moor,_Newcastle_upon_Tyne
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03hm60d/p03hm2x8
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vojeS3eDTFznpYwMA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_Moor,_Newcastle_upon_Tyne
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p03hm60d/p03hm2x8
https://maps.app.goo.gl/vojeS3eDTFznpYwMA
The Ouseburn Farm in Newcastle (your last link) is a great place :)
I was going to say, I'm sure Desmond Dene has sheep there.
If you mean Jesmond Dene, there's a petting zoo with a few small beasts and birds. I know they have a couple of breeds of goat but I don't recall seeing any sheep on my last visit (within the last month).
Ha, yes thank you autocorrect. And they had sheep when I last visited couple years ago, maybe they got rid of them now.
You still don't need to go too far, there's a fair few farms just outside Ponteland that have grazing sheep and I'll regularly cycle past farmers with their collies on the quad bikes on a Sunday morning.
Edinburgh used to have 2000 sheep on Arthurs seat right in the center of town until the early 80s.
There were urban legends about student pranks of putting sheep into the halls of residence rooms
There were urban legends about student pranks of putting sheep into the halls of residence rooms
I live in Bath, so quite a bit smaller than Bristol, but I really apprecaite the fact that we can be in the city centre in half an hour, or in the countryside in 15 minutes.
If I didn't live in Bath I'd probably live in Bristol, it's a great city. And I absolutely agree that it's kind of the perfect size for a metropolitan area.
I think a lot of London is saved by having so many parks, and so many large parks and commons. I know Paris has a lot less green space than London and when I visited I definitely felt that.
If I didn't live in Bath I'd probably live in Bristol, it's a great city. And I absolutely agree that it's kind of the perfect size for a metropolitan area.
I think a lot of London is saved by having so many parks, and so many large parks and commons. I know Paris has a lot less green space than London and when I visited I definitely felt that.
I like Bristol but the traffic is so bad. It desperately needs a tram system.
Bath is nice though, my son lives there and we love visiting.
Bath is nice though, my son lives there and we love visiting.
Trams would be lovely, but buses would be a start! Apparently, there was once to be a new high-frequency service with six buses an hour between Bedminster and the Centre, but the residents launched a successful petition to stop the plans on the grounds that the buses would 'cause more traffic'. Twenty years on, it appears as if there are once more efforts afoot to improve the transport situation:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn082k4v8zxo
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn082k4v8zxo
Hah, very true. I never drive there for a reason.
As a fellow Bath resident I had to see if I recognised the name (it's a small place) and turns out we have worked at the same place in Bath (although many years apart!)
Bathcamp caught my eye, may look into attending when it next comes round :)
Oh hey fellow Bathonain!
I've worked at a lot of places in my career, you've not narrowed it down :D
Thanks for the reminder. At some point I should try and get BathCamp going again.
I've worked at a lot of places in my career, you've not narrowed it down :D
Thanks for the reminder. At some point I should try and get BathCamp going again.
I'm being careful not to explicitly out myself to maintain some level of anonymity here :D but safety-critical, that should help narrow it down!
There isn't a whole lot of tech stuff happening in Bath so I'll try and remember to keep an eye out to see if you go through with that!
Ah, well now I feel old :D
What amazes me is how dense Westminster is, considering it contains Hyde, Green, St James Park and significant parts of Regents Park and Kensington Gardens
Even with that, it's still the 10th most dense borough.
Even with that, it's still the 10th most dense borough.
there's also a measure of the minimum appropriate "time to sheep" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_humorous_units_of_meas...
I like that metric. If we instead consider "time to cows" then Cambridge does quite well. Midsummer Common, Stourbridge Common and The Backs have (seasonal) cows.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-5616806...
https://www.hiddencambridge.uk/#summer
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-5616806...
https://www.hiddencambridge.uk/#summer
Perfect. This is what struck us when we moved from Melbourne to Canberra. In both cities we live/d in the inner-city hipster suburb: Fitzroy, Braddon.
In Fitzroy, any semblance of a sheep is at the least an hour away. It takes that long until you even feel like you're on the outskirts of suburbia. Leaving the city is a drag; so you don’t.*
In Braddon, we can ride our bikes for 15 minutes and see grazing cows. 15 minutes in a car and you're in rolling hills. It's magnificent.
(*Which, to be fair, I didn’t really want to most of the time. That’s why I chose to live in Fitzroy! But then you get older -- 48 now -- and things change.)
In Fitzroy, any semblance of a sheep is at the least an hour away. It takes that long until you even feel like you're on the outskirts of suburbia. Leaving the city is a drag; so you don’t.*
In Braddon, we can ride our bikes for 15 minutes and see grazing cows. 15 minutes in a car and you're in rolling hills. It's magnificent.
(*Which, to be fair, I didn’t really want to most of the time. That’s why I chose to live in Fitzroy! But then you get older -- 48 now -- and things change.)
How about the 'time to cow' measure?
Cambridge may be unbeatable this way [1]. Which is also lovely - depite the unfunctional forced mix of incompatible old and new so typical to most charmful English towns.
[1] https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/ba11/liv... (this one is at the Laundress Green but other directions are similar)
Cambridge may be unbeatable this way [1]. Which is also lovely - depite the unfunctional forced mix of incompatible old and new so typical to most charmful English towns.
[1] https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/976/cpsprodpb/ba11/liv... (this one is at the Laundress Green but other directions are similar)
If your metric is time or distance to large amounts of nature, I recommend Ottawa, Canada where the 140 square mile Gatineau Park starts 5 miles from downtown.
Vancouver is awesome for this.
Toronto sucks for this :((.
Also time is probably a better metric. You can sit in traffic for an hour to move less than 1km.
Toronto sucks for this :((.
Also time is probably a better metric. You can sit in traffic for an hour to move less than 1km.
That's probably about a good distance. Too little distance to nature is... a thing. I'm like a half hour out of Ottawa.
Gotta take it slow down the driveway because sometimes the deer like to hang out there. And in the yard. And generally everywhere.
More than once I've wandered out and found a fox standing at the sliding door staring at a cat. (They are super cute though. Watching them they look like really playful dogs.)
We have cats because of the mice.
When the snow melts we get enough standing water that the ducks come and nest here. They're not much of a nuisance, but I worry about them with the foxes prowling around.
The rabbits aren't bad either, but there seems to be a lot of infighting with them.
Had a coyote show up one time. Opened the door and asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing and he hasn't been back that I've been able to see. I'm not a great tracker or anything but I can do a decent job of differentiating the tracks in the snow.
I'm told turkeys are hard to hunt. For a good chunk of the year if I just opened my door and tossed a brick there's no way I could miss.
Made the mistake of seeing some groundhogs around and thinking "eh, they're all the way over there they're not hurting anyone and we have lots of space" and then found the posts supporting the roof of my garage sitting on top of a big hole. Pretty sure I've been hearing one under my house trying to chew his way in when I'm trying to sleep. Tried all the deterrents suggested and they really don't care. My wife wanted to trap them and go release them on someone else's property. I started out with lots of patience, .22 rounds, and good aim until they seemed to catch on. Now I've been haphazardly throwing some 7.62x39 at them.
The mosquitos are atrocious. Thankfully that meant I had some decent pesticides on hand for when I walked into the shed one day to a pile of sawdust and found out there are ants that will eat wood. They'd also decided to move into my mailbox.
I also have some herbicides for the poison ivy and do my best to not mow it because I don't really want to be hospitalized. It's hard though because when you're up on a tractor we have a _lot_ of plants that look pretty close and if you don't mow the hell out of the edge of the forest it expands very quickly.
Speaking of hospitalized--made sure I was up-to-date on my tetanus and stuff. I don't know if I'm the only person crazy enough to care but that was a whole fucking thing to find someone to do that preemptively.
Oh, went out to clear the snow today and chewed a mouse up with the snowblower because of course.
I bitch, but I really do just try and see myself as the keeper of this nature. If it weren't for the mosquitos and groundhogs it'd all be pretty good.
Gotta take it slow down the driveway because sometimes the deer like to hang out there. And in the yard. And generally everywhere.
More than once I've wandered out and found a fox standing at the sliding door staring at a cat. (They are super cute though. Watching them they look like really playful dogs.)
We have cats because of the mice.
When the snow melts we get enough standing water that the ducks come and nest here. They're not much of a nuisance, but I worry about them with the foxes prowling around.
The rabbits aren't bad either, but there seems to be a lot of infighting with them.
Had a coyote show up one time. Opened the door and asked him what the fuck he thought he was doing and he hasn't been back that I've been able to see. I'm not a great tracker or anything but I can do a decent job of differentiating the tracks in the snow.
I'm told turkeys are hard to hunt. For a good chunk of the year if I just opened my door and tossed a brick there's no way I could miss.
Made the mistake of seeing some groundhogs around and thinking "eh, they're all the way over there they're not hurting anyone and we have lots of space" and then found the posts supporting the roof of my garage sitting on top of a big hole. Pretty sure I've been hearing one under my house trying to chew his way in when I'm trying to sleep. Tried all the deterrents suggested and they really don't care. My wife wanted to trap them and go release them on someone else's property. I started out with lots of patience, .22 rounds, and good aim until they seemed to catch on. Now I've been haphazardly throwing some 7.62x39 at them.
The mosquitos are atrocious. Thankfully that meant I had some decent pesticides on hand for when I walked into the shed one day to a pile of sawdust and found out there are ants that will eat wood. They'd also decided to move into my mailbox.
I also have some herbicides for the poison ivy and do my best to not mow it because I don't really want to be hospitalized. It's hard though because when you're up on a tractor we have a _lot_ of plants that look pretty close and if you don't mow the hell out of the edge of the forest it expands very quickly.
Speaking of hospitalized--made sure I was up-to-date on my tetanus and stuff. I don't know if I'm the only person crazy enough to care but that was a whole fucking thing to find someone to do that preemptively.
Oh, went out to clear the snow today and chewed a mouse up with the snowblower because of course.
I bitch, but I really do just try and see myself as the keeper of this nature. If it weren't for the mosquitos and groundhogs it'd all be pretty good.
> chewed a mouse up with the snowblower because of course.
LOL, I've done that too. I figure it must have been dead prior to being chewed up because snowblowers announce their presence fairly definitively.
We're probably much more urban than you, but we've got a ravine connection to the greenbelt, so do get all of the above. Has been a bear in that ravine, but didn't see it ourselves.
LOL, I've done that too. I figure it must have been dead prior to being chewed up because snowblowers announce their presence fairly definitively.
We're probably much more urban than you, but we've got a ravine connection to the greenbelt, so do get all of the above. Has been a bear in that ravine, but didn't see it ourselves.
A better metric imho would be time to a wild animal. I'd go with distance to a wild bear, or anything else that could threaten a human. That is where wilderness starts imho. For London, that measurement is likely hundreds of miles. In much of north america, it is probably be less than one. I've been to the English countryside. It is more city park than open country.
The distance from my home to a mountain lion has been documented at under a mile in the last year. They are officially spotted within a few miles every couple years, but I'm quite confident they're almost always there and just usually better at hiding. I would not consider my location in the middle of suburban sprawl to be anything like wilderness. I'd say you're looking at a 6 hour trip minimum from my location to anything anyone could argue as being wilderness.
If we're going as simple as time to a wild animal, we've had fox in the front yard and I see turkey and deer within a couple of blocks of my place often enough that I wonder if they don't sometimes order at the fast food drive thrus on either end of the neighborhood. I live as far from a cornfield as I ever have right now and that doesn't seem to phase the wildlife.
Back to the article though, they seem to be measuring the distance from town to rural surroundings. At no point do they mention wilderness, rugged landscape, or any kind of danger from the environment. They're measuring to the nearest bit of pasture. Things that can eat you don't factor into it.
If we're going as simple as time to a wild animal, we've had fox in the front yard and I see turkey and deer within a couple of blocks of my place often enough that I wonder if they don't sometimes order at the fast food drive thrus on either end of the neighborhood. I live as far from a cornfield as I ever have right now and that doesn't seem to phase the wildlife.
Back to the article though, they seem to be measuring the distance from town to rural surroundings. At no point do they mention wilderness, rugged landscape, or any kind of danger from the environment. They're measuring to the nearest bit of pasture. Things that can eat you don't factor into it.
Richmond park has Adders and Deer, both of which have the potential to kill you - but in practice would be very unlikely to. To get to the nearest wild wolf you'd probably have to look as far as the Ardennes in Belgium, which is roughly 400km away. For bears you'd probably be looking at 1000km or so in the Pyrenees on the French/Spanish border.
Meanwhile, in Canada, I lived in a metro area of 2.5m people--in a nice little quiet neighbourhood--where the 500 acre park down the block had signs warning people to keep an eye out for bears.
We had a wild bear with cubs go into the dumpster for food at our university campus, this is North America of course.
I don't know London at all but I would hazard that you have foxes and other wild animals living in the city, just well hidden. We have coyotes that have taken up residence in many American cities.
I don't know London at all but I would hazard that you have foxes and other wild animals living in the city, just well hidden. We have coyotes that have taken up residence in many American cities.
Foxes are everywhere in London, including the City, and are a common sight.
I've had bears in the ravine in my back yard but I don't think that really counts, it's still urban.
But ~200 bears do live in Gatineau Park, a 140 square mile piece of fairly untouched nature that starts 5 miles from downtown Ottawa, Canada.
But ~200 bears do live in Gatineau Park, a 140 square mile piece of fairly untouched nature that starts 5 miles from downtown Ottawa, Canada.
There needs to be a counterbalancing variable, though; presumably you want to live in a city, otherwise you'd just live in the countryside somewhere with a TTS of zero :) Maybe the other factor is "time for pizza to arrive at door"?
there's presumably pizza in the smallest towns tho, I'd suggest Time To Theatre. Not because of the Theatre per se, but because "big enough to have a theatre" is probably a good proxy of "big enough to be appealing to people who enjoy something other than nature".
In Indiana, my favorite dinner theater is in a town of 500 people.
For a while, someone was trying to start a theater in an even more remote spot, an unincorporated community about an hour from there with maybe a dozen homes nearby, but they finally moved it to a large town.
For a while, someone was trying to start a theater in an even more remote spot, an unincorporated community about an hour from there with maybe a dozen homes nearby, but they finally moved it to a large town.
I think by "theater" the OP was implying professional theatre. Lots of small towns have theater, but professional theatre is a much higher bar.
In my case, my old workplace in Ottawa, Canada had a "time to moose" of about 5 miles and a "time to theatre" of about 1/2 a mile. Sadly, the professional Opera company in Ottawa went bankrupt so we only have amateur Opera now, but we do get regular professional Broadway productions so it still counts.
In my case, my old workplace in Ottawa, Canada had a "time to moose" of about 5 miles and a "time to theatre" of about 1/2 a mile. Sadly, the professional Opera company in Ottawa went bankrupt so we only have amateur Opera now, but we do get regular professional Broadway productions so it still counts.
>"time to moose" of about 5 miles and a "time to theatre" of about 1/2 a mile.
Unit of measure error: unit specified it time, unit supplied is distance
:P
Unit of measure error: unit specified it time, unit supplied is distance
:P
Not sure how it is in Ottawa but here in the US Midwest distances are frequently measured in units of time. I might say I'm an hour from Green Bay or two hours from Madison, though I don't remember the actual mileage. That said, it usually only applies to distances over 20 minutes (between 7 and 25 miles, depending on speed limits).
That practice is pretty widespread in Canada. Ever since metrification nobody is really sure whether the person they're talking to is more comfortable with miles or kilometres. So they just use time.
When I was very young in Canada, before the metric changeover, it was still common to measure distance with time.
Walking distance from the Pub to home.
More seriously, time taken to get to work.
More seriously, time taken to get to work.
Presumably this could be quantified through a call to something like the Google maps api for a specific lat/long starting point, for driving, walking or biking time in minutes, as an SLP (sheep latency protocol)
I like your metric. I aim to get my time-to-sheep number down below 60 seconds. But if you mean "within a car driving down the road's distance to sheep", then I aim to get it to 0.
This only makes sense if you enjoy the English countryside.
I'm an Irishman. I grew up in the countryside, in the west, and spent 15 years living in London in my 20s and 30s. I can count on one hand the number of visits to the English countryside I made that weren't on the back of a motorcycle, and then, I didn't stop except for petrol.
The city is what I enjoyed, the chaos, the diversity, ambition, variety. No smaller city would be as good.
I'm an Irishman. I grew up in the countryside, in the west, and spent 15 years living in London in my 20s and 30s. I can count on one hand the number of visits to the English countryside I made that weren't on the back of a motorcycle, and then, I didn't stop except for petrol.
The city is what I enjoyed, the chaos, the diversity, ambition, variety. No smaller city would be as good.
Your preferred metric is "time to chaos" I guess then?
"Time to something I haven't seen or experienced in the past 3 years"
Having spent more than 5 years in small towns, London has fixed my utter boredom.
Having spent more than 5 years in small towns, London has fixed my utter boredom.
I have lived my entire life in a a rural area, not even a town and it seems to me that every time I go to a city it is the same as the last. Everyone has their thing I guess.
You’re not meant to just go to a city. It’s not like the zoo.
Sometimes you can. Depends what you want out of it. I've only spent a very short time in London, but I live in New York, and some evenings all I need to do to be happy is walk to the middle of the Brooklyn Bridge and look at the lights and the people. Same reason I don't really need an itinerary if I head upstate - it's enough to find a random mountain, climb it, and look at the trees and lakes. Just getting to know the feeling of a place can be very special.
I am not sure what you mean by that. Do cities not want people to visit them? You can't travel through a city unless you commit to live there for a while?
I’m saying that if you want to enjoy a city you should find things that you enjoy to do there. If you just show up it’s not surprising that you’ll be unimpressed.
I guess? Seems like a concert for example would be just as fun in a smaller rural venue than a gigantic urban one.
I would enjoy the activity itself without regard of the location. If the city is to be impressive should it not stand on its own?
I would enjoy the activity itself without regard of the location. If the city is to be impressive should it not stand on its own?
No, that’s what I’m saying. That’s not the point of it. All the buildings aren’t just for show. They’re all functional.
Not sure I agree. Strolling through Paris, New York stopping here and there for a coffee and cake is quite fun I’d say.
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Time to cow dung, the higher the better obviously.
That's also a problem with sheep, you know.
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Time to sidewalk puke
Yes, obviously no small town has sidewalk puke, surely not in England!
Ok, and how long does it take to get there? That's time-to-sidewalk-puke.
My metric for when you've left the city is "have I passed a field of potatoes"
Here in Germany I run an inverse of that for "am I in the wider halo of a larger city or am I in a truly rural environment": when approaching a metropolitan area, the outer urban halo starts where there are still farms, but many of them have switched to housing horses.
What I found striking about Seoul was that there would be three rows of potatoes in between a ten story apartment block and a busy highway. Not a square meter wasted on unproductive grass.
This probably works best in Idaho
In the broadest possible sense, Idaho can be divided into "potato" and "non-potato" Idaho. For instance if you drive US95 through here (the creatively named Idaho County, Idaho) it's almost entirely wheat farms, and what isn't a wheat farm is either forest, wilderness or cattle ranch. The potato part doesn't really start until you get down into the whole valley/flat land area occupied by Meridian, Boise, Nampa, etc.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Grangeville,+ID+83530,+USA...
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Grangeville,+ID+83530,+USA...
(the creatively named Idaho County, Idaho)
New York County, New York says hi.
(You may know it as "Manhattan.")
New York County, New York says hi.
(You may know it as "Manhattan.")
POTATO LAND! POTATO LAND!
[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtLw83_jE0&t=426s
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwF3e78j7pw (official African mirror)
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Jff85kMeU (official Asian mirror)
(PS: curious how the video resolution gets lower with each channel)
[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWtLw83_jE0&t=426s
[1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwF3e78j7pw (official African mirror)
[2] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Jff85kMeU (official Asian mirror)
(PS: curious how the video resolution gets lower with each channel)
How large does the field have to be? I grow some in my back garden...does that count as zero, then?
> Bristol is just crazy beautiful city to live in
Curious, because of geography? architecture?
Curious, because of geography? architecture?
So I'll caveat this by saying we were a couple of Australians living in the UK and one of the big differences we noticed between Australia and the UK is just how damn clearly delineated the seasons are in the UK. In Australia they all kind of smudge into one another while in the UK it's really very clearly 4 very distinct phases of the year.
One of the byproducts of this is that we found UK winter in London to be pretty damn hard to get through. London is an incredible city and there's a lot to love about it, but the winters are honestly a fucking slog. We discovered that UK winters are way more tolerable if you have the opportunity to get out into the countryside with proper gear and just enjoy the natural beauty as much as possible. It a cliche, but there is something delightful about a big walk in the cold that ends at a country pub with a good meal and a roaring fire.
Bristol in particular is a beautiful city for a number of reasons.
Decent sized - so there's always something to do and jobs and conveniences are available (at least pre-Brexit)
Amazing music pedigree - still good for live music and some incredible bands came out of Bristol and surrounding areas.
University town - so good nightlife and fun things to do.
The river Avon - it's a river town which allows for lovely walks and natural beauty
Decent hospitality - Coffee in the UK is often seen as a fucking crime scene by Australians but there are decent independent cafes here and there in the city
Engineering history - The man with the best name in the world Isambard Kingdom Brunel was an incredible engineer from Bristol who left his mark in a number of ways (not least the extraordinary Bristol suspension bridge which we lived almost directly under)
It's just really beautiful - things like the pastel painted houses along the hills of the city make it incredibly picturesque
One of the byproducts of this is that we found UK winter in London to be pretty damn hard to get through. London is an incredible city and there's a lot to love about it, but the winters are honestly a fucking slog. We discovered that UK winters are way more tolerable if you have the opportunity to get out into the countryside with proper gear and just enjoy the natural beauty as much as possible. It a cliche, but there is something delightful about a big walk in the cold that ends at a country pub with a good meal and a roaring fire.
Bristol in particular is a beautiful city for a number of reasons.
Decent sized - so there's always something to do and jobs and conveniences are available (at least pre-Brexit)
Amazing music pedigree - still good for live music and some incredible bands came out of Bristol and surrounding areas.
University town - so good nightlife and fun things to do.
The river Avon - it's a river town which allows for lovely walks and natural beauty
Decent hospitality - Coffee in the UK is often seen as a fucking crime scene by Australians but there are decent independent cafes here and there in the city
Engineering history - The man with the best name in the world Isambard Kingdom Brunel was an incredible engineer from Bristol who left his mark in a number of ways (not least the extraordinary Bristol suspension bridge which we lived almost directly under)
It's just really beautiful - things like the pastel painted houses along the hills of the city make it incredibly picturesque
If we are selling Bristol I need to add one more to the list.
- Bristolians are a big part of what makes Bristol an amazing and 'gert lush' city.
It was the most laid back and enjoyable place I have lived in my time in the UK largely because the people around me were also super welcoming and open-minded.
Neighbours, work colleagues, random people in pubs/concerts, many are still long term friends.
The University openness ethos permeates the city i suppose, but it was kind of the closest I felt in a large city to the 'village/community experience'.
- Bristolians are a big part of what makes Bristol an amazing and 'gert lush' city.
It was the most laid back and enjoyable place I have lived in my time in the UK largely because the people around me were also super welcoming and open-minded.
Neighbours, work colleagues, random people in pubs/concerts, many are still long term friends.
The University openness ethos permeates the city i suppose, but it was kind of the closest I felt in a large city to the 'village/community experience'.
On your 2nd paragraph, I love in London and go hiking every now and again. What about London made it hard to get to the country? 30 mins on the train and you're out there!
It's just a question of ease. Where we lived in Bristol (Hotwells) we were exactly 28 minutes walk from Queen Square in the center of the city where I worked and 29 minutes in the other direction to Ashton court estate which is a deer farm and 340ha estate owner by the City of Bristol.
Granted this photosphere [1, best on desktop, not mobile browsers] is not the view you would have whilst walking around, but it does evidence some sheep-accessible urban environs
[1] https://www.bristol.ac.uk/virtual-tour/#s=pano26
[1] https://www.bristol.ac.uk/virtual-tour/#s=pano26
I'd like to know as well. I live in Bristol and is alright, but it may depend on which part of Bristol are we talking about ;)
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I think my hometown has a “time to sheep” rating of like 30 seconds. Possibly up to as much as 4 or 5 minutes if you pick your starting spot perfectly.
I think my hometown has a TTS of 0. It's in a valley surrounded by low-laying sheep-populated hills. Unless you start indoors or really well positioned between buildings you can probably see sheep from everywhere!
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I find this fun because I always described this metric as 'time to cow.' I suppose a sheep is fine too.
That's amazing. Now I want to see how relevant a "time to cow" metric is to Canadian cities.
That's an easy one.
We call it "time to moose"!
That's definitely a metric you do *not* want to hit zero
When I was in Bristol, the smell of burned weed was frequent. More frequent than other cities, I think.
Bristol has the highest traces of cocaine in its sewage.
https://www.itv.com/news/2019-03-14/which-uk-city-tops-list-...
https://www.itv.com/news/2019-03-14/which-uk-city-tops-list-...
> Bristol was the only UK city participating in last year’s research.
London’s wastewater, which has previously topped the cocaine chart, was not included.
Might’ve also been a secret bonus in the TTS metric
In Africa I suppose we have time to lion...
> a metric designed to measure how enjoyable a city was to live in
Your metric of how enjoyable a city is to live in is based on how long it takes to leave that city? The logical endpoint of that is moving to the countryside where the TTS = 0, which is very easy to achieve. Begs the question, why are you even living in a city at all?!
Your metric of how enjoyable a city is to live in is based on how long it takes to leave that city? The logical endpoint of that is moving to the countryside where the TTS = 0, which is very easy to achieve. Begs the question, why are you even living in a city at all?!
You can enjoy living in a city but also enjoy outdoorsy pursuits. TTS is a measure of your ability to do both.
It can also be a measure of the maximum size of city you enjoy. There are people who like cities but still wouldn't want to live in NY/LA/London
It can also be a measure of the maximum size of city you enjoy. There are people who like cities but still wouldn't want to live in NY/LA/London
Looks like there's an errata, already :)
https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-sheepish-apolog...
https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-sheepish-apolog...
Some good advice at the end of that:
1) Don't state something as fact when you haven't researched it fully.
2) Remember that when you do state something because you believe it's fact, it could be based on incomplete information.
3) If you're not 100% sure about something, best introduce at least some element of doubt.
4) Don't trust everything you read just because somebody you trust presented it as fact.
1) Don't state something as fact when you haven't researched it fully.
2) Remember that when you do state something because you believe it's fact, it could be based on incomplete information.
3) If you're not 100% sure about something, best introduce at least some element of doubt.
4) Don't trust everything you read just because somebody you trust presented it as fact.
I think this was overly self-critical - what would researching fully even mean? They can have however many sheep they want hidden within one-mile distance from Trafalgar square, no-one would expect the author to scour every possible location ensuring that there is no sheep hidden lol just to make a funny post 100% sure to be true
Guy knows his audience though. All of his posts are incredibly prone to bikeshedding. If our main journalists knew that their output was going to be subject to much detail-oriented scrutiny, we'd have the best-run country in the world.
Much of his bikeshedding is obviously self-deprecating humor to me. It’s simultaneously both genuine and ironic.
I think that people sometimes don’t (can’t?) quite ‘get’ that wry-but-also-sincere style that much of British humor exhibits.
I think that people sometimes don’t (can’t?) quite ‘get’ that wry-but-also-sincere style that much of British humor exhibits.
It also says "But they might have been goats.".
> But you can't go in and have a look, they don't take walk-ins, only pre-booked groups and very occasional public events, the last of which was cancelled.
This has a very Douglas Adam’s feel.
This has a very Douglas Adam’s feel.
Cunningham's Law in action which states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.
If you're in Berlin, especially with kids, there more than a dozen of children's farmyards (not counting zoos and actual farms) all quite central in multi-centric Berlin. Mostly for (early) childhood educational purposes, so they are are prime spot for Kindergarten day trips.
https://www.berlin.de/kultur-und-tickets/tipps/kinder/kinder...
https://www.visitberlin.de/en/farms-children
Since most of them are in former West-Berlin the reason they exist can likely be explained from a mixture of empty lots not rebuild after the bombing in WWII, historical farms in outer Groß-Berlin (Domäne Dahlem) and the impracticality of casual trips into the countryside with kids beyond the wall.
https://www.berlin.de/kultur-und-tickets/tipps/kinder/kinder...
https://www.visitberlin.de/en/farms-children
Since most of them are in former West-Berlin the reason they exist can likely be explained from a mixture of empty lots not rebuild after the bombing in WWII, historical farms in outer Groß-Berlin (Domäne Dahlem) and the impracticality of casual trips into the countryside with kids beyond the wall.
If anyone is in/visiting Toronto, Canada, there's a farm right downtown:
* https://riverdalefarmtoronto.ca
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_Farm
* https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/riverdale-farm-toronto/
* https://riverdalefarmtoronto.ca
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riverdale_Farm
* https://www.blogto.com/city/2018/09/riverdale-farm-toronto/
Chiming in to rep for our flock, the 5 most central sheep in NYC, conveniently located on Governors Island.
https://www.govisland.com/things-to-do/recreation/hammock-gr...
> London Zoo's website does not reveal the existence of any sheep - at best llamas.
I never visited London, but in my experience children love sheep and bunnies more than elephants and giraffes. In the Zoo here in Buenos Aires the most crowed part was the "farm" were the children could feed and touch the animals. [1] [2]
So I made a search in Google and I got:
* https://www.flickr.com/photos/markestes/167928458
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664GiPJBHaQ&t=84s
Is this the correct zoo?
[1] Now it was rebuild and renamed as an "ecopark". I never paid a visit after it reopened, but I guess now it's a big "farm" with a few legacy "zoo" animals.
[2] Don't ask me how many times I had to go to the baby bunnies spot.
I never visited London, but in my experience children love sheep and bunnies more than elephants and giraffes. In the Zoo here in Buenos Aires the most crowed part was the "farm" were the children could feed and touch the animals. [1] [2]
So I made a search in Google and I got:
* https://www.flickr.com/photos/markestes/167928458
* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=664GiPJBHaQ&t=84s
Is this the correct zoo?
[1] Now it was rebuild and renamed as an "ecopark". I never paid a visit after it reopened, but I guess now it's a big "farm" with a few legacy "zoo" animals.
[2] Don't ask me how many times I had to go to the baby bunnies spot.
> they're goats, as any self-respecting three year old could tell you
Sheep or goat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzZN--4Its
Sheep or goat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCzZN--4Its
FYI - he's published an update: https://diamondgeezer.blogspot.com/2025/01/a-sheepish-apolog...
tl;dr; - he missed a small zoo near Waterloo Station.
tl;dr; - he missed a small zoo near Waterloo Station.
Never mind sheep, what about cats? Larry, the Number 10 cat has to be a contender.
Considering the wealth of the nation was based on the woollen trade, with London being the place where weavers from Flanders made that wealth, times have changed.
The Speaker's Chair in the House of Lords is still a wool sack, although, a few years ago, it was found to be stuffed with horsehair.
The Royal Navy grew to defend the cross channel trade in wool and that led to 'Britannia Rules The Waves' in a big way, up until about a century ago.
The British weather and the plague made it so that wool was the winning product, with the customers being the armies of Europe and the slaves that needed to be clothed. Although mining was crucial to the Industrial Revolution, wool was the original cradle of innovation. We owe so much to wool, and sheep.
Oh, Fuller's Earth was also crucial to the success story, needed for cleaning wool, along with urine, which peasants provided all by themselves, in abundance.
Other wool was not with the long, tough fibres that British wool had, hence the desirability of the product.
Considering the wealth of the nation was based on the woollen trade, with London being the place where weavers from Flanders made that wealth, times have changed.
The Speaker's Chair in the House of Lords is still a wool sack, although, a few years ago, it was found to be stuffed with horsehair.
The Royal Navy grew to defend the cross channel trade in wool and that led to 'Britannia Rules The Waves' in a big way, up until about a century ago.
The British weather and the plague made it so that wool was the winning product, with the customers being the armies of Europe and the slaves that needed to be clothed. Although mining was crucial to the Industrial Revolution, wool was the original cradle of innovation. We owe so much to wool, and sheep.
Oh, Fuller's Earth was also crucial to the success story, needed for cleaning wool, along with urine, which peasants provided all by themselves, in abundance.
Other wool was not with the long, tough fibres that British wool had, hence the desirability of the product.
There's also not one, but two City livery companies that claim the wool trade, at #4 and #43 in order of precedence.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livery_company
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livery_company
While Trafalgar is known as the official centre of London, you’d have trouble convincing anyone that Vauxhall is more central than Spitalfields.
It's Charing Cross: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charing_Cross#:~:text=Since%20....
Some years ago, I was looking for London hotels on some booking site, and noticed that they were listed as being so-and-so many km (with .1 or even .01 precision) from London, which seemed amusing given that they were all in London. So I fired up QGIS and drew a circle (in some suitable projection!) with the indicated radius around each hotel, and found that they intersected on Nelson’s Column in Trafalgar Square.
As the parent indicated, this stuff is surprisingly standardised in London.
Distance is measured from Charing Cross.
The Cross is near Nelson's Column, but I would be surprised if the column was actually the central point.
As others have pointed out, this leads to some weirdness, as lots assume that the City (old London & older Roman London) would be the obvious place to measure things from.
Distance is measured from Charing Cross.
The Cross is near Nelson's Column, but I would be surprised if the column was actually the central point.
As others have pointed out, this leads to some weirdness, as lots assume that the City (old London & older Roman London) would be the obvious place to measure things from.
The original Charing Cross was at the south of the square, where the statue of Charles I is now. (The cross at the railways station nearby is a Victorian folly).
In a similar vein, for New York City the official highway distance to the city is measured from Columbus Circle [1].
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Circle
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Circle
In Edinburgh, it's the old post office building at the end of Princes Street.
Which is also where the A1, A7, and A8 meet.
Which is also where the A1, A7, and A8 meet.
There's also the confusion as to whether people mean 'Greater London' or 'The City of London'. For the centre of the City, i've generally thought that Leadenhall Market is the centre, given it is built on the original Roman Forum.
For non-Londoners, the city was originally a walled city, and lies to the east end of what is now considered greater london. It's these days synonymous with the financial industry. There are special laws for it, honours like Freedom of the City, it's quite an interesting place.
Although the wall is long gone, there are place names which refer to it, and the gates which exited through it. So we have roads like 'London Wall' and locations like Bishopsgate, Aldgate etc. Newgate was added in the 12th century, so not exactly 'New' these days, so not a very future proof naming convention...
https://leadenhallmarket.co.uk/history-of-leadenhall-market/
https://inspiringcity.com/2013/04/13/the-seven-gates-of-lond...
For non-Londoners, the city was originally a walled city, and lies to the east end of what is now considered greater london. It's these days synonymous with the financial industry. There are special laws for it, honours like Freedom of the City, it's quite an interesting place.
Although the wall is long gone, there are place names which refer to it, and the gates which exited through it. So we have roads like 'London Wall' and locations like Bishopsgate, Aldgate etc. Newgate was added in the 12th century, so not exactly 'New' these days, so not a very future proof naming convention...
https://leadenhallmarket.co.uk/history-of-leadenhall-market/
https://inspiringcity.com/2013/04/13/the-seven-gates-of-lond...
>>Although the wall is long gone...
You can still see chunks of the wall: https://livinglondonhistory.com/londons-ancient-roman-and-me...
You can still see chunks of the wall: https://livinglondonhistory.com/londons-ancient-roman-and-me...
Also, if you want see some cool Roman stuff, there is a Temple of Mithras under the new Bloomberg headquarters near Cannon Street station.
https://www.londonmithraeum.com/
Free to enter, but pre-booking recommended.
https://www.londonmithraeum.com/
Free to enter, but pre-booking recommended.
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There aren’t any special laws for the City of London (except any local byelaws). The City is administered in its own unique way, but English law applies just like anywhere else in England.
https://www.quora.com/Does-the-City-of-London-as-it-is-defin...
https://www.quora.com/Does-the-City-of-London-as-it-is-defin...
By far my most hated misconception about London. If what people say were true, every company in the world would be based there.
As a non British person I would think the center of the city would be some point equidistant centrally between the boundaries of the original roman city wall, in the square mile, but the actual center of the city seems to have migrated since then.
Modern London encompasses two historic settlements (the city of London, and westminster). What is now consider the centre is somewhere between the two.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster
> I would think the center of the city would be some point equidistant centrally between the boundaries of the original roman city wall
That would be the centre of the City, but not necessarily of the city.
That would be the centre of the City, but not necessarily of the city.
Anything that is south of the River Thames is considered "South" (prounounced "Souf" in MLE [1]), no matter the actual distance.
E.g. Waterloo Station would be considered South London but is actually at the same latitude as Buckingham Palace!
Hence why a Londoner would never describe Vauxhall as "Central".
Londoners would generally discount any part of this map south of the river from "Central London":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_London#/media/File:Ope...
E.g. Waterloo Station would be considered South London but is actually at the same latitude as Buckingham Palace!
Hence why a Londoner would never describe Vauxhall as "Central".
Londoners would generally discount any part of this map south of the river from "Central London":
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_London#/media/File:Ope...
The center of the city has just as much (or more) to do with vibes than physical geography.
We used to live just a few minutes from the Oasis Waterloo farm and I can confirm there are indeed sheep. Pigs too.
For being so central it was surprisingly rural - there were horse stables and an apple orchard with all kinds of rare varieties just over the road from our flat.
As an aside, a family member recently became a Freeman of the City of London which means they're officially allowed to drive sheep over London bridge.
For being so central it was surprisingly rural - there were horse stables and an apple orchard with all kinds of rare varieties just over the road from our flat.
As an aside, a family member recently became a Freeman of the City of London which means they're officially allowed to drive sheep over London bridge.
Looking at the satellite view of some grassy rooftops in the city of London (the square mile), it seems to me that a sufficiently motivated wealthy person could keep several sheep in a more central location. Some of those roofs look like they have more habitat space than the most central sheep lives in.
A friend of mine at a city brokers with a rooftop garden told me that one of the traders released some rabbits there.
You could sit on the trading floor and look up and see them stretched out on the glass atrium roof sunbathing.
You could sit on the trading floor and look up and see them stretched out on the glass atrium roof sunbathing.
Finding the most central rabbit would be quite the task!
By the time the survey is done the number will have changed. Instantaneous global knowledge is impossible, sadly.
There are literal multi floor spacious underground bunkers in London beneath some of the more exclusive and expensive properties.
A good many are known by filed dimensions, some are suspected to be larger than declared.
While a number may be urban bunkers, others ostentatious wealth displays for shoes, clothes, jewels, and rare collectables of the very wealthy perhaps one is home to a rabbit .. or a sheep.
A good many are known by filed dimensions, some are suspected to be larger than declared.
While a number may be urban bunkers, others ostentatious wealth displays for shoes, clothes, jewels, and rare collectables of the very wealthy perhaps one is home to a rabbit .. or a sheep.
> some are suspected to be larger than declared
I can't find a link now, but allegedly the Crossrail project accidentally tunnelled into one of these.
I can't find a link now, but allegedly the Crossrail project accidentally tunnelled into one of these.
For all we know, some wealthy sheep collector has sheep in a 3rd level sub basement in their London townhouse, strapped into an oculus headset and roaming around on a multi dimensional treadmill through endless grassy spring time fields.
I can't speak for further up the peninsula, but the nearest sheep to me in San Jose is almost certainly at Emma Prusch Farm Park (http://www.pruschfarmpark.org/), which like the city farms mentioned in the blog, is a nonprofit farm in the middle-ish of the city.
Depending where you live in SJ, though, you may be closer to Happy Hollow Park & Zoo[2], which also has sheep.
From there you get into actual farms, and there are at least two within a few miles:
Ray of Sunshine Farm in Almaden Valley (mostly focus on produce & goat cheese, but do have sheep): https://www.rayofsunshinefarm.com/
and Deer Hollow Farm in Cupertino (another non-profit): https://deerhollowfarmfriends.org/
From there, there are a bunch more sheep farms heading south toward Gilroy & Hollister, but that's getting a bit too far afield.
Frankly, I'm actually surprised there were so many civic farms in the south bay.
That said, for south & east bay folks, I think it would be a lot more interesting to track the roaming herds of goats used to keep dry grass & brush to a minimum in fire hazard areas.
Depending where you live in SJ, though, you may be closer to Happy Hollow Park & Zoo[2], which also has sheep.
From there you get into actual farms, and there are at least two within a few miles:
Ray of Sunshine Farm in Almaden Valley (mostly focus on produce & goat cheese, but do have sheep): https://www.rayofsunshinefarm.com/
and Deer Hollow Farm in Cupertino (another non-profit): https://deerhollowfarmfriends.org/
From there, there are a bunch more sheep farms heading south toward Gilroy & Hollister, but that's getting a bit too far afield.
Frankly, I'm actually surprised there were so many civic farms in the south bay.
That said, for south & east bay folks, I think it would be a lot more interesting to track the roaming herds of goats used to keep dry grass & brush to a minimum in fire hazard areas.
We bought an old house in remote parts of southern Slovakia. There is a city nearby, not a big city, but big enough to not expect farm animals in it. I was very surprised to see sheep in the garden of the main church. Sometimes they set up a temporary fence outside of church and let them there. It really made me feel good and smile, to see them in the city centre.
Hmm, not sure where the closest sheep is to me here in the inner suburbs of Chicago, but there is a goat farm a couple miles away in the Austin neighborhood. It’s pretty wild seeing them take the herd to their pasture a couple blocks away from the house where their shed is in the back yard.
Horses are common in my part of the city. It is absolutely common to see people riding in Washington Park.
Pretty wild to blog about that topic in particular haha.
Those all look closer to sheep singular? Mudchute has maybe 30ish
Those all look closer to sheep singular? Mudchute has maybe 30ish
As a long time DG reader, this is both really on brand and completely novel.
The answer depends when you ask: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_the_City#Freedom_of...
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Wouldn't that need to be the sheep with the closest distance to all the other sheeps in London?
In order to measure distance between sheep, you really should start from the center of the sheep. So let’s make the math easier by assuming a spherical sheep in a vacuum…
Last time I was there they had grazing sheep in Green Park. That's pretty central!
These poor sheep have to live on a concrete floor and hardly ever see a real meadow.
In London, you are the sheep to be slaughtered with a knife.
No sheep in Canary Wharf? They have a farm there, don't they?
That would be mudchute farm. But Canary Wharf is not considered part of central London, which is what the author is concerned with.
Vauxhall and Spitalfields are much closer to Trafalgar Square.
But where is the farthest sheep from the center of London?
My son loves the city farms. Mudchute one is huge and great.
For NSW it’s time to dead kangaroo on the roadside
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The author addresses this in the post.
"I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the Lambeth Country Show in June."
"I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the Lambeth Country Show in June."
you have made the tragic mistake of not reading literally the second sentence of the article:
> I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the Lambeth Country Show in June
> I'm not interested in temporary sheep like those that get driven over Southwark Bridge in September or shorn at the Lambeth Country Show in June
Isn’t there a recurring publicity stunt with sheep on Savile Row? =)
I clicked on it expecting an article on how to trip up LLMs. Refreshing change that it wasn't! :D
So, do any LLMs give any humorously nonsensical answers?
So, do any LLMs give any humorously nonsensical answers?
Could also have been that Bristol is just a crazy beautiful city to live in, but where's the fun in that, right?