if I may, have a look at Streamsets (https://streamsets.com/) We looked at their open source version in our research and it seems pretty comprehensive. Not sure if it's a simple single click deploy on your cloud provider, but if it's deployed on a Spark cluster or with Mesos, I'm sure you've got what you need.
It is a little subjective. I've always thought Ardbeg has a smokier taste than Laphroig, but a fellow whisky-enthusiast friend of mine thinks the complete opposite.
edit: on the post. Very curious to see your thoughts on Talisker and whether it fits the profile the results gave it.
Think that's irrelevant, to be honest. The point he's making (I think) is that some people involved in the tech world have started and will continue to narrow their focus to tedious detail. Sometimes reminding yourself of the macro view is helpful. Just a thought
Seems like the delivery of content through wireless means can save the airline a lot of weight in cabling from head-end servers to each seat on long and medium haul flights