I really, really love fasting. It's when you starve yourself. Many people can't do it but I'm living proof that you can. It raises adrenaline and lowers cortisol so I feel just peppy through the day. And now because I went for a week without eating last month and described a mechanism, I have the honor of being a father figure to all of you in telling you that you, too, may starve, and one day achieve the health goals that I've achieved as of last month. I'm a Google engineer btw
Edit: stop PMing me asking for pictures and blood test results. HUGE invasion of privacy
And yet, in every 100 bullshit tech-bro commenters, there are 10 who are actually getting really interested in the subject and taking the time to check their old Bio notes, research opposing viewpoints, or maybe even bring something new to the table.
Hating is easy. All you have to do is point fingers at people and tell them they know nothing. 100% of the time you'll be right.
Magsafe gets sand and other crap stuck at worst, and falls out way too easily at best. I sleep on my side and I like to doze off watching Netflix while eating Flamin' Hot Cheetos and mayonnaise -- MagSafe is terrible for this. And what if I want to switch sides during the aforementioned activities? I'm most comfortable on my right, but that shoulder is weak and dislocates easily. Will Apple pay for my medical bills when the inevitable happens? I will forever be a firm supporter of USB-C.
Do a presentation on all of the problems technology has caused for humans. Bring in a small aquarium full of fish and dump crude oil in it and dissect the fish. Talk about research on the effects excessive technology use and automation have on the human brain. You can use cardboard cutouts to represent different neurotransmitters. Show them videos of the war in Syria.
Then talk about how you're helping them by getting them addicted to technology early so that in adulthood they won't remember being sober.