Not sure if it helps much. It still looks like the same clickbaity garbage that's in my regular trending tab.
Object.freeze(console)
Or safe JS up entirely: https://gist.github.com/clux/3823024 What's not to like?
Cabal, which unsurprisingly is not mentioned. Dependency hell makes it stupidly difficult to rely on other people's code on a large scale. I'd rather write uglier code in JavaScript if it means having access to other people's packages immediately and without complications. $ yo webapp
$ npm ls | wc -l
240