Getting windows signature devices is a good start. It doesn't get rid of the baked in telemetry, but it does ensure you're getting a fresh copy of windows (with Candy Crush and whatever store apps they decide to install) without any of the bloatware OEMs like to install.
The issue with doing them client side (other than the missed cache opportunity of using a server) is that it means you're having every user in the chat send a request to an arbitrary URL from their device. Also CORS makes this impossible 99% of the time.
> Importantly it should be noted that 93% of Beyond Meat’s consumers are in actual fact meat–eaters, not vegetarian or vegans as popularly perceived.
From their website:
> We hope our plant-based meats allow you and your family to eat more, not less,of the traditional dishes you love, while feeling great about the health, sustainability, and animal welfare benefits of plant protein.
Doesn't sound like their value proposition is really built around vegetrains/vegans at all.