Please, fix the wording "would a fundamental conflict". A missing verb perhaps.
> I, the Undersigned, use MySQL professionally and believe that Oracle, if it acquired Sun's MySQL, would a fundamental conflict of interests between MySQL...
what are the chances that the gold/silver parallels AND the Dark Side of the Moon synchronicity are both coincidence? Part of the joke maybe. If you haven't done the "start dark side on the nth lion roar of wizard of oz" experiment, I recommend it.
Instead of a license, the SQLite source code offers a blessing:
" May you do good and not evil
May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others
May you share freely, never taking more than you give. "
http://www.sqlite.org/different.html