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A thousand Postgres branches for $1

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8 points·by jelder·29 giorni fa·0 comments

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jelder
·l’altro ieri·discuss
> This is not bad luck. It’s a structure.

Either AI wrote this, or the author thinks this is what humans sound like now.
jelder
·3 giorni fa·discuss
Pour one out for anyone who hoped to start a new brand.
jelder
·5 giorni fa·discuss
Is laser printing more feasible? I've had the same Brother black & white laser for almost a decade and it's more than adequate for everything I do. If I ever need color, I send it off to a service that has much nicer printers than most people would ever want in their homes.
jelder
·20 giorni fa·discuss
Untrue since the introduction of zstd support in PostgreSQL 15.
jelder
·mese scorso·discuss
> If you encountered a cheetah in pre-industrial times (and survived the meeting), you might think it was impossible for anything to go faster.

Fun fact, there is no historical evidence of an adult human ever dying from a cheetah attack. They are naturally shy, and a lot smaller than you may realize.
jelder
·2 mesi fa·discuss
LSPs are already miles better than grep-like tools. This was true for humans as much as it is for LLMs. It's a shame that Claude still treats it as a second-class citizen (both in the app itself and in the training). A simple "remember to use LSP instead of grep" is usually enough to get it on the right track.
jelder
·2 mesi fa·discuss
There's a huge difference between a program which can be verified as correct by static analysis, and a program which can only be verified as correct by running it. Python is the latter (though maybe in between with gradual typing). The iteration loop just collapses when an agent is driving an LSP in a statically typed language.
jelder
·4 mesi fa·discuss
Who goes out of their way to “star” a GitHub repo, and what does that even mean? Is it a “like” button, a tip jar, or a bookmark? Does this bare any relationship to the importance, quality, novelty, trustworthiness, or any other property of the repo other than number of stars?

What a dumb metric to focus on.
jelder
·4 mesi fa·discuss
We did this with MotherDuck, and without introducing a new language. Every tenant has their own isolated storage and compute, so it’s trivial to grant internal users access to specific tenants as needed. DuckDB’s SQL dialect is mostly just Postgres’ with some nice ergonomic additions and a host of extra functionality.
jelder
·5 mesi fa·discuss
It would be a shame if somebody modified this to trigger Bluetooth and Wi-Fi deauthentication attacks.
jelder
·5 mesi fa·discuss
DuckDB had the right idea: just allow some flexibility in the relative order of the `select` and `from` clauses, and make a few other concessions for ergonomics. This then becomes valid:

    from events      -- table is first, which enables autocomplete
    select
        count(),     -- * is implied, easier to type
        customer_id, -- trailing commas allowed everywhere
    group by all     -- automatically groups by all non-aggregate columns
    order by all     -- orders rows by all columns in selected order
https://duckdb.org/docs/stable/sql/dialect/friendly_sql
jelder
·5 mesi fa·discuss
You can't trust a product that uses ads, because then you are the product.
jelder
·5 mesi fa·discuss
If you were to rank all of the C compilers in the world and then rank all of the welfare systems in the world, this vibe-coded mess would be at approximately the same rank as the American welfare system. Especially if you extrapolate this narcissistic, hateful kleptocracy out a few more years.
jelder
·6 mesi fa·discuss
Couldn't coding agents just run `tail -f *`?
jelder
·6 mesi fa·discuss
Indie games don’t have a budget for playtesting, but they can probably swing a GA account.
jelder
·6 mesi fa·discuss
I just today realized io_uring is meant to be read as "I.O.U. Ring" which perfectly describes how it works.
jelder
·6 mesi fa·discuss
eTAXI is just one such solution

https://www.safran-group.com/videos/e-taxi-safran-unveils-it...
jelder
·6 mesi fa·discuss
> You’re already flying this route with a 300-seat plane where 80+ people in business class generate most of your profit. Give those passengers a supersonic plane, cut the flight time in half, and charge the same price.

What does that end up doing to the cost of a seat in coach?
jelder
·7 mesi fa·discuss
Haven’t seen a loading progress spinner on a landing page in a while. The Ruby website now loads almost as slowly as Ruby on Rails boots up.
jelder
·7 mesi fa·discuss
“Most people” is not even remotely accurate.