I looked at your resume for exactly 5 seconds before I closed it again, so I think it really might be you(r resume).
Also I'm not sure if you tried ever conceivable option.
If you know some Latex, fill out this template and you should be off a lot better: https://github.com/xdanaux/moderncv
Well I do actually read resumes and cover letters. If I figured out you wasted my time with a fake resume (even if it's cool to create them programmatically), I'd blacklist you from future applications and move on with life.
Depends on your use case and programming language you feel convenient. Fo example:
Flask is great if you like python: http://flask.pocoo.org/
If you are more on the Java side you might give Spark a shot: http://sparkjava.com/
I've tried some ORMs in the past, for me the Django ORM was by far the best. It's extremely powerful and extendable, while covering most use case in a very simplistic way.
Using images instead of text files saved my life! Not dealing with version control saves so much time and improves my productivity to other spheres.