Now they have two problems(joindiaspora.com)
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Now they have two problems
https://joindiaspora.com/posts/1653418#
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I assume that's supposed to rhyme...
Yo I'll
solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ
revolves it
I'll just leave this here:
http://rapgenius.com/448037/Vanilla-ice-ice-ice-baby/If-ther...
http://rapgenius.com/448037/Vanilla-ice-ice-ice-baby/If-ther...
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon?
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'm smarter than anyone else who writes code." Now the next person has two problems.
Some people have a problem and think "I'll just listen to Jay-Z instead", now they have 99 problem, but the bitch ain't one.
I thought the article would be about Diaspora’s problems. I should’ve known better, Diaspora has way more than two problems.
Some people develop blogs with needless layers of scripting that crash browsers when readers try to view their posts. Now they have two problems.
Yup, with noscript on, that page is just blank. What is the equivalent to TL;DR for page full of scripts, nothing shown so pointless waste of time ?
That's not a blog, but "Diaspora", the decentralized social network that got massively hyped some years ago http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mbs348/diaspora-the-pers...
Crashing a user's browser isn't a problem, it's an opportunity to take control of their system.
Add your own here http://twoproblems.com/
Warning: potential productivity damage :)
My favourite of the ones I've seen so far from there was
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use some mod_rewrite voodoo." Now they have a two problems and a dead chicken.
My favourite of the ones I've seen so far from there was
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use some mod_rewrite voodoo." Now they have a two problems and a dead chicken.
Original, in case the site doesn't load for you: http://nedbatchelder.com/blog/201204/two_problems.html
And in case that link doesn't load either, the jokes are not very funny anyway.
Didn't quite get the distinction between threads and multi threading...
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, "I'll use a RDMS." Now they have two problems, but that's normalized.
Some people, when confronted with a problem say, "I know. I'll use Banach-Tarski!" Now they have two problems.
Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I'll use XML". Now they have a problem and a /problem.
Some people, when finished reading a page, think, "I'll use Alt-Left." Now I'm still on the same page.
WTF, Diaspora?
WTF, Diaspora?
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I had a problem and thought "I know, I'll use Pacemaker", and now I have a clusterfuck.
I found some of them very funny, but I could not share on facebook because it could not render a preview (is that ironic?).
> is that ironic?
No, in fact it's kind of apposite.
No, in fact it's kind of apposite.
Nice. The first time I've seem programmer jokes that I actually laugh-out-loud too.
I think this is funny:
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
A wife asks her husband, a computer programmer; "Could you please go to the store for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
My favorite:
An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What's the problem?" The ASCII character says, "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What's the problem?" The ASCII character says, "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says, "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it.