Hello, IT, have you tried turning it on and off again 15 times?
Seriously though - this entire outage is the poster child for why you NEVER have software that updates without explicit permission from a sysadmin. If I were in congress, I would make it illegal, it's an obvious national security issue.
> It is illegal to use a metal detector to search for archaeological objects anywhere in the Republic of Ireland, unless you have written permission from the government.
> Those convicted of the offence can face a fine ranging to more than €63,000 (£53,000).
No wonder they donated anonymously, what an insane law.