Elon: buys some TSLA
TSLA: wheeeee!!!!
Shorts: oh sh!t, damage control now!
Opinion piece writer: here, thx for the dough!
NBCs and Reuters: posted, thx for the dough!
HNs and Reddits: thx for engagement!
Nothing newsworthy has actually happened, we're just feeding the trolls in shorts, and sending the clicks to justify the dough.
The article says nothing about protecting the license checks from being disabled. That's the secret sauce in a few companies, they do really interesting work.