literally the top link when I search for his exact text "why are anime catgirls blocking my access to the Linux kernel?" https://lock.cmpxchg8b.com/anubis.html
Maybe travis needs more google-fu. maybe that includes using duckduckgo?
bruh, that loads WAY too fast. you gotta slow that role, have a splash, prompt for signing up for newsletter, display some ads, prompt to disable ad blocker, etc etc.