Article mentions there will be an attempt to salvage the oil worth 75MM. Is this possible? Totally ignorant how oil is stored and if it is "shelf stable". Is there some sort of cleaning process involved or is crude oil just that, crude?
Unfortunately due to Poe's Law [1] and the fact that "contrails are the government spreading chemicals" is a prevailing conspiracy, I cannot take this seriously. Can someone knowledgeable on the subject weigh in?
There's a reason they come in this order, because in a total loss of power situation your best bet is to preserve your gliding ability as much as possible (for which any maneuver could compromise) until you know for sure where you want to touch down.