I personally think something like this is ridiculous. See all this poor child? YOUR money can help us (a multi billion dollar company) makes a difference!
>I might be the only person who likes SQL nulls
From my understanding, null values are bad because its a sign that the database design is flawed (See database normalizations)
Perhaps you have a more practical experience?
This furthers my hypothesis that it is entirely possible we live in a completely different "reality". My red is different than your "red", so on and so forth. Just like its incomprehensible for me to imagine what additional color is there outside of my human range; your reality could be unimaginable to me too.
That is, I do not know what its like to be you. I don't think this necessarily mean that we live in different physical reality, its just that we come to interact with it through completely different means.