I'm just going to put this here. Someone please make this a reality.
### *"Tokamak Sailor"*
(To the tune of "Drunken Sailor")
*(Verse 1)*
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
What shall we do with a tokamak sailor?
Early in the mornin'!
*(Chorus)*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Fusion in the mornin'!*
*(Verse 2)*
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Raise the coils and heat up the torus!
Early in the mornin'!
(Chorus repeats)
*(Verse 3)*
Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter!
Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter!
Confine the plasma, don’t let it scatter!
Early in the mornin'!
(Chorus repeats)
*(Verse 4)*
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Sail with the power of fusion glory!
Early in the mornin'!
(Final Chorus, extra loud!)
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!*
*Fusion in the mornin'!*
Now all aboard the reactor ship, lads! Keep that plasma hot, and may the tides be ever in our favor!
### *"Tokamak Sailor"* (To the tune of "Drunken Sailor")
*(Verse 1)* What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? What shall we do with a tokamak sailor? Early in the mornin'!
*(Chorus)* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Fusion in the mornin'!*
*(Verse 2)* Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Raise the coils and heat up the torus! Early in the mornin'!
(Chorus repeats)
*(Verse 3)* Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter! Confine the plasma, don't let it scatter! Confine the plasma, don’t let it scatter! Early in the mornin'!
(Chorus repeats)
*(Verse 4)* Sail with the power of fusion glory! Sail with the power of fusion glory! Sail with the power of fusion glory! Early in the mornin'!
(Final Chorus, extra loud!) *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Ho, ho! Fire up the plasma!* *Fusion in the mornin'!*
Now all aboard the reactor ship, lads! Keep that plasma hot, and may the tides be ever in our favor!