Speaking of investigating life choices, you're coming off like an asshole. You might want to reconsider the way you talk to people.
Here's the summary:
1. A post uses food as a metaphor* to make a point.
2. You basically say bullshit to the food, then rant about life.
3. Someone says "I dunno if it's BS, I've experienced this!"
4. And you say "then there's something wrong with you".
Fuck you, buddy.
*I'm the guy who wrote the essay, and for the record it was referring to a bunch of foodies in a design studio who were a few blocks from Pike Place market. It was Hick's Law in action. Frequently.