If you have local hardware (16-24 gb of video card), you should be able to use a number of different ml approaches, including LLMs. You could also try a forest classifier, or other approaches, but without specific about your data, it might be a little challenging to rec one.
I would try OpenAI or Anthropic. You should be able to fit all your categories in a prompt, and then ask the specific item. Something like >>
You are a classifer agent. Here is a list of categories and subcategory.
-item 1
-item 2
-...
-item 776
The details of the channel are x, and here are a few descriptions.
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The above could work if you can fit all the categories and description in one prompt. Both OpenAI and claude are pretty large.
The downside of this approach is that it's very hard to predict the classification with any reliability.
The upside is that it's fast and very likely to fit your budget. GL
I'm also much smarter than average, and it used to bother me.
I agree with your call to patience. In some way, we can see intelligence, and general wisdom as two axis.
Beyond patience, consider working on your compassion. You could try meditation, walks and any number of strategies, but foremost, you need to consider all those around us as worthwhile, regardless of their skills, intelligence, wisdom or anything else.
It is up to you to see beyond the superficial, and work your gifts for the benefit of those around you. If you mix your intelligence with compassion, you should be able to make others come to your view.