I honestly love this copy. It's fantastically refreshing! I wish I got to see it more often... This was my favourite bit:
> Listen, this is half service, half art project. I made it in two days because I needed one and Imgur is an embarrassing husk of its former self, and I had nothing better to do. If you're expecting professionalism, call Oracle and ask for a quote of Oracle Advanced Image Sharing for Hadoop or whatever crap they sell, IMGZ is awesome but what you see is what you get.
This was such a good explanation, thank you for taking the time.
I think a twitter account called @JohnCarmackELI5 that just explains all of Johns tweets like I have no idea what he's talking about would be invaluable. The man is obviously bursting with good/interesting stuff to say, but I grok it like 5% of the time.