Isn't this standard door-in-face technique? Throw an absurd proposal in your face to make the next proposal look reasonable even if it is not even close to the original demand?
I thought turbines work much better when the blades are big. You can only attach relatively small turbines to the kite compared to using the whole kite.
How about mandating that a business should be able to offer personal customer care to everyone using their products? These companies can only grow this profitable because they don't have to support their users.