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  "When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs
   are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and 
   ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

   Ed, man!  !man ed"

  Thank you for your interest in Machine Learning. A launch date for this course
  is currently on hold. I am excited to offer our material online for free. We
  apologize for the delay and will be sure to let you know when we confirm a date
  for this course to go live. In the meanwhile, you might check out the five free
  online Stanford courses that will go-live on March 12 and March 19 at www.coursera.org.

  Thank you for your interest.

  Andrew Ng
  Machine Learning

   This document does not seek to build a sentient network stack.
   However, this framework could be used to express the emotions of a
   sentient stack.  If that were to happen, a new technical job class of
   network psychologists could be created.

   Some organizations are prohibited from using [the evil] mood by mission statement.