Then you probably haven't tried to schedule and manage thousands of containers in production. The reason people use Kubernetes is the problems it solves are much more significant than the complexity of bootstrapping it.
Interesting and somewhat paranoid reaction. To me these codes discourage behaviours which aren't conducive to a healthy and productive working environment.
I've got a Monzo account, which I'm a big fan of. However, Monzo have definitely had more outages and planned maintenance than the other online banking service I use, which is provided by a different UK bank. I'd consider that a reason not to make the jump.