This is something I don't understand about Google authenticator. I lost my device once and haven't used the app since, since I lost all of my otp keys.
Good alternatives include andOTP (json file backup, plain or encrypted with password / pgp key) and Aegis (json or txt)
This is a bit selfish view. I loved their controller, I love steam link allowing me to seamlessly play from any room (with whatever controller I want). I use Linux and think that vr is something everyone should try at some point. I know that you maybe couldn't care less about these things, but don't exacerbate the argument by saying "nobody".
Besides, cs started with 3rd party servers and have always been there. Many people have never transitioned to the official matchmaking and I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing.
I just think that your comment is a bit too salty on HN's standards.