It's where you weed out the people who don't think happy thoughts, and force employees to sing the feel-good company song every morning.
The one's that don't sing loud enough are flagged for performance reviews, improvement plans and political re-education at labor camps in cold climates. Dissidents who are found to be resistant to the indoctrination get disappeared.
It's all part of the Microsoft master plan. Intake via linked in. Appraisal via github code reviews, and now, analyzing who can get the best laughs on the team slack channel, while keeping it rated PG and pro-corporate. Too few emojis, and your homeland security threat level trips the yellow flag. Sardonic anti-establishment humor gets an orange alert. Red for being too quiet, too loud, or otherwise suspicious.
Drink an extra cup of coffee in the morning. Be harmonious. Sing the anthem louder.
The point being that, capturing or killing the associated individuals still alive, to be held responsible, meant transgressing the territory of Afghanistan.
Nonetheless, I'd agree that waging war on Afghanistan, The Country would be just as silly as waging war on Saudi Arabia. It's like Canada waging war on both the United States and Italy, for something The Mafia perpetrated.
Meanwhile, war with Iraq was akin to Canada invading Norway for it's whale blubber, because the Norweigan king sunk a fleet of Danish whaling ships ten years prior, and was now suspected of hoarding a cache of illegal harpoons. Thus triggering a cascade of geopolitical events, whereby Canada stepped in to defend Denmark, thus angering a member of the Gambino family, who subsequently demolished the CN tower, for tampering with Denmark's sovereignty. As if to say that had Norway not attacked Denmark, the CN tower would not have been destroyed by a hijacked train derailment.
It's where you weed out the people who don't think happy thoughts, and force employees to sing the feel-good company song every morning.
The one's that don't sing loud enough are flagged for performance reviews, improvement plans and political re-education at labor camps in cold climates. Dissidents who are found to be resistant to the indoctrination get disappeared.
It's all part of the Microsoft master plan. Intake via linked in. Appraisal via github code reviews, and now, analyzing who can get the best laughs on the team slack channel, while keeping it rated PG and pro-corporate. Too few emojis, and your homeland security threat level trips the yellow flag. Sardonic anti-establishment humor gets an orange alert. Red for being too quiet, too loud, or otherwise suspicious.
Drink an extra cup of coffee in the morning. Be harmonious. Sing the anthem louder.