Double tap to Zoom patent? Lol, that sounds completely pathetic. I thought about that by myself in a couple of days after starting to browse the web with a mobile that wasn't from apple. Now i understand why it's so easy to create virtual monopolies. You don't have to be particularly smart, just the first average joe to come up with a simple idea, then just stifle natural progress with dumb laws to make some guys rich.
In not a too distant future, people will look back at this society and be genuinely mesmerized at how retarded people were.