> I want to have basic control over my iPhone while it sits in my pocket or bag. This is huge to me. Squeezing my hand into my pocket (1), pulling out my phone (2), turning it on (3). Three steps just to check the time or notification. Slide the lock (4) and enter my password (5), open an app (6+). Six or more steps just to check the weather, read an email, look at a web page, check my todo list, look at my calendar, read or reply to a message, look at a photo, etc. Without having to enter my password I can turn on/off wifi or bluetooth, use the flashlight, timer, calculator and camera, but it's still five or more steps. When I'm done, I turn it off (7+) and put it back in my pocket (8+). Every time. This is insane.
Ah, the pain of these wretched, insane first world problems. I wonder what Louis C.K. would say in response?
"Everybody has a phone in their pocket" ... "(back in the day) The phone was a thing. In a room. In your house, and you had to dial the f-ing thing, it had this rotor thing..." "Now we have this (shows his phone) which is amazing" ... "The shttest cell phone in the world is a miracle!" ... "Your life sucks around the phone, why are you so mad at it?"
But in the spirit of problem-solving, here are some potential solutions or reframings:
* Don't put the phone in your pocket in the first place. (Minimize unnecessary movement, like the lean manufacturing people teach.)
* Pull the phone out of your pocket while pressing your phone on the fingerprint scanner in one graceful motion. (for a recent iPhone)
Ah, the pain of these wretched, insane first world problems. I wonder what Louis C.K. would say in response?
Wait, he already has some cell phone commentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpUNA2nutbk
"Everybody has a phone in their pocket" ... "(back in the day) The phone was a thing. In a room. In your house, and you had to dial the f-ing thing, it had this rotor thing..." "Now we have this (shows his phone) which is amazing" ... "The shttest cell phone in the world is a miracle!" ... "Your life sucks around the phone, why are you so mad at it?"
But in the spirit of problem-solving, here are some potential solutions or reframings:
* Don't put the phone in your pocket in the first place. (Minimize unnecessary movement, like the lean manufacturing people teach.)
* Pull the phone out of your pocket while pressing your phone on the fingerprint scanner in one graceful motion. (for a recent iPhone)
Better yet, take a gander at this and consider worrying about a problem with a tad more impact: http://miter.mit.edu/the-unexotic-underclass/