Now there’s a blast from the past! (It really ought to have a warning that it’s full of obsolete code.)
#! /usr/local/bin/perl -w
use Lingua::Romana::Perligata;
maximum inquementum tum biguttam egresso scribe.
meo maximo vestibulo perlegamentum da.
da duo tum maximum conscribementa meis listis.
dum listis decapitamentum damentum nexto
fac sic
nextum tum novumversum scribe egresso.
lista sic hoc recidementum nextum cis vannementa da listis.
cis.
And people say Perl requires too much punctuation! cat nocarrier.pl
!$#foo->_%[]
perl -c nocarrier.pl
nocarrier.pl syntax OK
(And yes, that genuinely does make me love Perl a tiny bit more. I guess you and I are just different that way, and that's OK.)