function STFU
#alsa records incoming audio from the default input device for 2 seconds
arecord --duration 2 echo.wav
#alsa plays back the echo.wav of the recorded audio file
aplay echo.wav
#Ctrl+C when the target looks your way!!!
end
STFU
Guess I should create a git repo for this now and add an MIT license like OP, amirite?
I would honestly be surprised if it turns out it was written by an LLM.