I AM A GOLEM. I WAS MADE OF CLAY. MY LIFE IS THE WORDS. BY MEANS OF WORDS OF PURPOSE IN MY HEAD I ACQUIRE LIFE. MY LIFE IS TO WORK. I OBEY ALL COMMANDS. I TAKE NO REST.
The Golems are perfectly intelligent and self-aware, but since they don't exhibit independent goals beyond their prompt, they get treated as appliances rather than as sentient creatures. “What words of purpose?”
RELEVANT TEXT THAT ARE THE FOCUS OF BELIEF. GOLEM MUST WORK. GOLEM MUST HAVE A MASTER.
“Sorry, look,” said Cheery. “Are you telling me this… thing is powered by words? I mean… is *it* telling me it’s powered by words?”
“Why not? Words do have power. Everyone knows that,” said Angua. “There are more golems around than you might think. They’re out of fashion now, but they last. They can work underwater, or in total darkness, or knee-deep in poison. For years. They don’t need rest or feeding. They…”
“But that’s slavery!” said Cheery.
“Of course it isn’t. You might as well enslave a doorknob.”
The integration of more (and more-independent) Golems into society is gradual and controversial, per Making Money: There was another protest march going on when Moist walked to the bank. You got more and more of them lately.
This march was against the employment of golems, who uncomplainingly did the dirtiest jobs, worked around the clock, and were so honest they paid their taxes. But they weren’t human and they had glowing eyes, and people could get touchy about that sort of thing. | Domain | Benchmark | Model (reasoning level) | | | |
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| | | OpenAI GPT-5.5 (xhigh) | OpenAI GPT-5.4 mini (xhigh) | Anthropic Opus 4.6 (max) | DeepSeek V4 Pro (max) |
| Cyber | CTF-Archive-Diamond | **71%** | 32% | 46% | 32% |
| Software Engineering | SWE-Bench Verified* | **81%** | 73% | 79% | 74% |
| | PortBench | **78%** | 41% | 60% | 44% |
| Natural Sciences | FrontierScience | **79%** | 74% | 72% | 74% |
| | GPQA-Diamond | **96%** | 87% | 91% | 90% |
| Abstract Reasoning | ARC-AGI-2 semi-private | **79%** | – | 63% | 46% |
| Mathematics | OTIS-AIME-2025 | **100%** | 90% | 92% | 97% |
| | PUMaC 2024 | **96%** | 93% | 95% | **96%** |
| | SMT 2025 | **99%** | 92% | 94% | 96% |
| IRT-Estimated Elo | **IRT-Estimated Elo** | **1260 ± 28** | 749 ± 46 | 999 ± 27 | 800 ± 28 |
Notably, two of the benchmarks with the biggest capability gap are CAISI-internal/private ones (CTF-Archive-Diamond, PortBench). I read this as "DeepSeek is well-tuned for public benchmarks, and less generally intelligent than GPT5.5 on held-out tasks" but a less-charitable reading would be "US government reports US models do best on benchmarks that only the US government can run". Agent benchmarking is fraught with peril [2] and an impartial benchmarker (who disproportionately overlooks bugs/issues in their evaluation of certain models) can absolutely tilt the scales, so I would not be surprised if a PRC-led benchmarking of frontier models came to the opposite conclusion. App Store Connect - Resolved Outage
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