That's No Warehouse It's a Space Station(blog.matterbeam.com)
blog.matterbeam.com
That's No Warehouse It's a Space Station
https://blog.matterbeam.com/thats-no-warehouse-its-a-space-station/
https://blog.matterbeam.com/thats-no-warehouse-its-a-space-station/
I think it was funnier in my head than on the page (and maybe I've thought about data architectures for too long).
Disclosure - used AI for brainstorming and some of the phrases (and the death star image).