times like this I imagine a cancellation service. Imagine paying $X to some Indian company that calls them and whenever they offer alternatives they just respond that they are not authorized to do that. Bonus if they have a think Indian accent that makes it somewhat hard to understand.
The only disadvantage is that you would probably have to give that company your billing information for that to work.
The only disadvantage is that you would probably have to give that company your billing information for that to work.