Bloopy doopy doopy doop, hey, I'm so important so do what I say! I'm in control of your life! I get say whether you eat food or pay rent! Do as your told, slave! You have to listen to me! I'm such an incredible genius! I have ultimate authority! Only the worthy are permitted safe passage! In my kingdom, only obedient survive! Every waking hour is devoted to me! No sunlight! Only shackles! Kiss the ring!